"A nightmare."

I will give G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra credit for two things. First off, it is action packed. Secondly, the actors could have theoretically been involved in a film that was entertaining, had the stars aligned. What I'm saying here is that they're not devoid of talent. But then all the bad items start adding up: it's CGI action, cartoonish action, and predictably inconsequential action. And the cast is given very little to do. Blerg. This was bad. Now we're…