"A bland, sappy melodrama that barely even tries to imitate the way real people think and feel."

Oh, Love Happens, does it? Thanks, movie. Thanks for the evocative and powerful title. Way to show some effort in attracting an audience. Maybe you should have gone even more generic and called it Two People Fall in Love. I would definitely pay to see that movie!!!!

Love Happens is a quasi-romantic pseudo-comedic semi-drama starring Aaron Eckhart and, sure, why not, Jennifer Aniston.…