"Eye candy can only take a movie so far -- and in this case, it's not far enough."

Remember the late '90s when slasher films made a big comeback? Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Urban Legend were the talk of the town, and while they lacked the nudity and extreme gore of the slasher films of the '80s, they were fun, witty, and relatively well written. Sorority Row attempts to re-create the magic of those films (even referencing Facebook twice in an attempt to be…