"One of the worst movies of the year."

The mark of a good trailer is that it tells the basic story of the movie it's selling and gives just enough to entice the audience to want to see more. The trailer for Armored, on the other hand, gives the entire movie away from beginning to end. This could be blamed on the folks who cut the trailer, but really it's because there isn't enough story in Armored to fill an entire movie. There's only enough to fill a two-minute trailer.

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