"There are funny parts in The Goods, but not enough to say that it was a funny movie."

A 10-year-old boy trapped inside a 35-year-old man's body. A DJ by the name of DJ Request who doesn't play requests. An aging ladies' man who wants to make love to a stripper. A car salesman who continuously has flashbacks to the first time he traded a bouncy ball in exchange for a trike. These are just a few examples of ideas pushed in The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard that fall flat because…